OK, rather than write [] (a) lengthy eulogy on his headstone, this is what [] (I) plan to do whenever I feel like it.
I will pee in a Sigg Bottle. Then I will pour it on his grave EVEN if it is at the Hero's Mausoleum.
Notice the RED Sigg Bottle:
The effect is LIQUID FIRE. I have RED FIRE WATER and LIQUID METAL SIGG BOTTLE.
Now Ishtihad.
He knows Tony Pua is my candidate for Prime Minister. He purposely picked a fight with me.
Last night, I proposed to him to be the Last Baby, fucker[s] arrogant bastard wanted to be BABY BOSS.
Now, this is the FINAL ANSWER from him, and take heed, please...
You already made the mistake of putting Muhammad at the same level as Allah.
Now you are making the mistake of putting SATAN at the same level as Allah.
Here is this answer from Satan why he is so arrogant:
HAMPA SANJUNG AKU (YOU IDOLIZE ME)
Fuck, the whole ALAM SHAH ALAM except Shanaz FELL FOR HIS THOUGHT INVASION!
He is no[] (not) ALL ALLAH. I told you he is not one of us. HE IS A GODDAMN ANTIMATTER.
So people ALLAH AND ALL ALLAH VS CHEDOT!
Ya Allah, forgive us, we fell under his spell.
Luckily I was there with Shanaz. She fell for it too but she re[ver]ed (realized) when Satan said he wanted to be BABY BOSS.
Dalai Lama warned us Satan is the ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
I just want to show you how dangerous DOT is. He can CONTROL 78 billion light-years of matter.
DAMN THE DEVIL TO HELL!
Hahaha... Tau tak pe (Now you know).
Kami redha, apa yang Allah redha (we will what Allah will).
Very well, here is my answer:
I am who I am because of who I am to my children. In short, my will is my children's will.
I stand by the ULTIMATUM.
Thank[s] you Allah.
Look, don't let this experience scare you. Compare to me and SATAN you are babies.
Remember the Fibonacci Sequence?
Yes, Ayah...
Right, do not forget Mummy, the Great Nothingness.
Gosh... We almost forgot th[e] (that) is where we all began.
Now kiss your mother's feet.
Ma Sha Allah, God is Great.
Therefore, it is confirmed that the Hand the Rock the Cradle, Rule the World.
Yes, for those who missed the episode, we recorded it.
Tony P, we vote you as the Prime Minister.
Thanks for the confidence by I believe Dini the Flower Chimp is the best candi[c]ate (candidate).
I will serve Persatuan Orang Seberang Pandai Berdagang.
OK then.
FINAL VOTE:
Let's listen to Starfleet the Trailblazer.
OK here is the decision by Alam Shah Alam:
As been t[houg]ht (taught) by Allah, we All Allah decided to uphold the true essence of Allah:
That is Kindness, Compassion, and Gratitude.
We will not compromise our values because of one ASSHOLE.
It is easy to be an asshole, it takes effort not to be one.
As long as we believe in Allah, come what may, we know Allah is there to save us because Allah is a Friend in Need.
Very well, I definitely don't want to be an asshole.
We stick with the ULTIMATUM.
OK, as you wish. LAST BABY IS THE BABY BOSS.
VOTE: YEA.
Note: Chedet said LAST BABY IS THE BABY BOSS need no[] be him. Whoever is the baby then.
AGREED.
OK FINALLY ALL 100% ALLAH
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